Has anybody seen my weener?
Waiting on my stoop for the FedEx guy. Make it snappy dude! I need my new iBone!
Peppermint Schnapps gives me the poops.
Awwww yeah! Apple picking season is here! Who’s coming with me???
Too many sweet potatoes make me sleepy. I need to learn to pace myself.
Coach says no more drool-balls. I don’t think he realizes that’s my only pitch! (at Forest Park)
Perfect day for a walk! (at Springfield Museums)
I know it’s your birthday and all but umm…can I get a slice of that? (at Flatbread Company Providence)
Summer’s over when we say it’s over! (at Esker Point Beach)
Spoiling da mama today! It’s her birthday tomorrow but we celebrate all month. First stop on the list, pupuccinos! (at Bean & Leaf)
Pre-adventure nap & sunspots. #teamsunspot
Stop barking at me Chance! I wasn’t looking at those other bitches! Damn girl!
I almost forgot. It’s #WeenieWednesday. You’re welcome.
Now I’m glad you woke me up early. #BUNS
You better be waking me up for breakfast.