Afternoon couch sunspot. One of my favorites.
To early for car rides dudes. Wake me when it’s pancake time.
Dude get yer smelly azz feets outta my giant water bowl!
One blast from my butt blaster and this AT-AT is down for da count!
SWEET! New gear from @bennygold featuring my homie #levigold available now! Just placed my order!
It’s still too dang hot outside!
This is how I stayed cool when I was a lil puppy. #flashbackfriday
My first sexual experience with a gnome. #flashbackfriday
Dude you know there’s a cookie over here right?
New #koolcollar arrived just in time! Itz hotter than da devil’s bootyhole out here!
Dude…you gonna share dem cheesy poofs with me right?
I need your help peeps & pups! Head over to my Youcaring.com page and help me raise some $$$ for my ladyfriend Chance!
Late night sexy stretches…for all my adult followers.
U SCREAM I SCREAM WE ALL SCREAM 4 ICE CREAM!!! (at Meola’s Wayside Ice Cream)
Are we there yet dudes? IM STARVING!